Archive for March, 2008

Lost in translation

Sunday, March 30th, 2008

My sisters took the munchkins to the Show. In one of the many show bags they bought was a bubble gun, which is not all that interesting except for the brilliant instructions - reproduced in full here for your pleasure and the immortality they truly deserve. (Apologies for the caps but that’s how it is on the original.

EXPLAIN:
1.OPEN THE BATTERY COVER,INSET TWO AA BATTERIES ENSUING THE POSITIVE (+) AND NEGATIVE(-) POLES ARE IN THE CORRECT POSITION
2.OPEN THE COVER OF BUBBLE SOLUTION, FLOW THE SOLUTION INTO THE COVER.USE NOZZLE BEDEW THE SOLUTION
3.SQUEEZE THE TRIGGER, THE BUBBLE GUN CAN BRING SOME RICH AND COLORFUL BUBBLES AND WONDERFUL MUSIC. USE DIFFERENT MODE OF SQUEEZE TRIGGER CAN BRING BIFFERENT BUBBLES AND MUSIC EFFECT.
SQUEEZE THE TRIGGER ON END,IT CAN BRING RNNING MUSIC AND BUBBLES.
SQUEEZE THE TRIGGER INTERMITTENTLY ,THE MUSIC SOUND WILL RUNNING CHANGE.EACH KIND OF MUSIC CIRCLE ONCE.
SPUEEZE THE TRIGGER LIGHTLY AND INTERMITTENTLY,THE BUBBLE WILL BIGGER AND BIGGER,THE BIGGEST ONE IS LIKE A BASKETBALL.

WARN: A. THIS PORDUCTION IS INNOCUOUS,BUT KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN TO EAT.
B. THIS TOY NOT SUITABLE FOR UNDER 36 MONTHS CHILDREN.
BATTERY REPLACEMENT SHOULD ONLY BE CARRIED OUT BY AN ADULT.
ADJURE: CHOSE TOP-QUALITY BATTERIES,BRING THE BUBBLE ‘S EFFECT IS THE BEST.
SUGGEST: WHEN USE UP THE SOLUTION,PLEASE GO TO SHOP BUY BUBBLE SOLUTION WHERE SELL THIS PRODUCTION.
CLEW: WHEN THE BATTERY POWER IS NOT ENOUGH ,THE BUBBLE’S NUMBER WILL REDUCE INDEED CAN NOT SHOOT UP THE BUBBLE.

Tascam - GVI v3.62

Friday, March 28th, 2008

Giga Virtual Instrument:
Changes:
New Feature in 3.62
• It is now possible to Import and Export all user-created Presets via the Organize Presets window. This facilitates exchange of Presets between users and the backup/restore of Presets.

Maintenance Items in 3.62
• Previously, if a keyswitched instrument was loaded onto a stack, those keyswitch regions would not be properly displayed on the virtual keyboard when the stack master was selected. This has been fixed in 3.62.
• Previously, after detaching an instrument from a stack, the remaining instruments could play back incorrectly. This has been fixed in 3.62.
• Previously, sending the MIDI message CC91 to GVI could cause incorrect playback. This has been fixed in 3.62.

Known Issues In 3.62
• For use with Ableton Live, GVI should be installed into the Steinberg VST directory instead of the default TASCAM directory.
• The GVI UI does not completely appear in Ableton Live 5.x when UIs for two instances of GVI are opened. This problem does not occur in Live 6.x.
• It is currently necessary to uncheck the Fast Bounce checkbox when bouncing a GVI track in SONAR.
• It is not currently possible to open the ASIO control panel of the Echo AudioFire 12 from within the GVI Configuration window.
• The SONAR 6.2 update is required to fix a problem with patch changes working in that application.
• At this time GVI is untested in Windows Vista 64.
• It may be necessary to re-run a host application’s VST utility for GVI to display the correct version number after a patch update.
• The GVI .dll file should not be manually moved. If it is desired to be in another location, uninstall then reinstall to the new location.

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Friday, March 28th, 2008

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